Fitness 101

Buying a scale won’t make you lose and weight,

like owning a treadmill won’t make you an eight;

and those fitness magazines sure aren’t evangelism

magically transforming your sluggish metabolism;

of course, it’s all in your genetic predisposition

and eating because of an unhappiness mission;

and the drive of snacking out of life’s boredom

requires one to super-size every single portion;

so regardless of what your doctor always said,

it’s just the way you are and you’ll soon be dead.